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Fleece outside, avoidance inside, and at least enough comfort to survive whatever you are definitely not discussing yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDon't Be Distracted by Emotions Unisex Hoodie Product Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSoft fleece interior\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eDouble-lined hood\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eFront pouch pocket\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eRibbed cuffs and waistband with stretch\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eAir-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eDouble-needle stitching for added durability\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eUnisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing Guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. 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